Slave Handles 

Slave handles is another term for twin tails usually used in a sexual connotation

"It's handlebars when it's sexual, but slave handles are more... violent." -Projekt Melody

I looked up 'slave handles', but I couldn't find it." "I didn't invent it! I swear it's a term!" -Projekt Melody (Term inventor)

Slave Handles by Arclock January 22, 2021

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE 

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Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE by Nutz666 November 8, 2019

Shovel Talk 

The "If you hurt him/her I will break you" talk given as a warning to a romantic partner from a concerned party, usually family or a close friend.

Father of the bride: "I have a shovel and 30 acres of land. If you hurt a hair on her head, no one will ever find your body."

Groom: "You don't need to give me a Shovel Talk, sir. I would rather die than hurt her."

Shovel Talk by Ifer April 9, 2013

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass 

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Slavent

A mixture of the words slave and servant. A Slavent has all the rights of a slave and the politically correct title of servant. This term is used to be able to keep blacks as slaves and avoid angering all non-repeblicans

Whitey: get back to work Slavent.

Slavent by Mr.Manson November 10, 2013

Sperm Shovel 

When a chick let's a load drip out on her cupped palm and then shoves it back in any of her 3 holes.

Yeah bro, your auntie really kept the bachelor party going with that sperm shovel maneuver.

Sperm Shovel by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Drink slave 

A loving boyfriend/Girlfriend that brings you drinks, for no other reason then the fact that they love your lazy ass.

Ben! Ben! Ben! were is my drink slave?

Drink slave by Cecemadison May 24, 2018