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slizzered 

Adj. - Completely intoxicated off sizzurp. Made famous in connection with its consumption in one's ride, which may well be a G6. Could very closely precede death, but will make you feel like a rockstar right up until then.
Protective Mother - “Son, stay away from that purple drank. It killed DJ Screw!”
Unheeding Son – “Yeah ma, but at least he went out slizzered.”
slizzered by thisonesfortrinkle December 12, 2011
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Soul Slinger 

a kid that Slings The Soul
to either Audience as PERFORMER or Climbs Rocks like Spiderman style Slinguin the Soul
a Creator and Original being
He def Soul Slinguin' Tonite!Rock some hard soul!
Slinguin the Soul

he is a Soul Slinger!

He bounce and Soul Sling's to climb
and crab in a crazy angle the rock
Soul Slinger by albert rah February 4, 2010

Poo Slinger 

Noun. 1) A professional or amateur baseball pitcher who throws exceptionally slow or much slower than the average pitching speed of his competition.
Come on boys; let's rip this guy, he is a poo slinger!
Poo Slinger by Texas Jack3820 January 7, 2011

yogurt slinger

Yet another slang term for the penis. This is due to the
similarity in the consistency of semen and yogurt.
Peter North has a fucking awesome yogurt slinger!
yogurt slinger by Gnomercy September 19, 2006

Shlongered 

When something is beyond repair, unfixable or otherwise fully shlongered.
Zach: “hey, is that hose fitting salvageable or do we need a new one?”

Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.
Shlongered by Zach Pitzler October 4, 2019

Jizz slinger 

A redneck person who jacks off like no tomarow.
1. " whats that sound." " just the JIZZ SLINGER next door."
Jizz slinger by DoBoDaBo June 2, 2009

Rope Slinger 

A male that slings long strands of semen when ejaculating.
Carl's new girlfriend was turned on by the copious amount of semen he unloaded on her. Never before had she gotten off with such a Rope Slinger. The strands were all across her face and neck.