Wife - Hi honey, how was your day at the cucumber factory
Husband - Not so good, I got caught putting my penis in the pickle slicer.
W - My god, what happened?
H- I got fired
w- No, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?
H - She got fired too.

Pickle slicer by wetcoaster September 2, 2006

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Jerky Slicer

While receiving a blowjob from a chick with braces, you panic at the moment of climax and Donkey Punch her in the head. She then clamps down on your penis and jerks back slicing your man meat to shreds.

I was driving to church Sunday getting a blowjob from Karen when a dog ran out in the street. I paniced and Donkey Punched her, she gave me a Jerky Slicer and I hit a tree.

Jerky Slicer by Big Dave69 September 19, 2009

Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider

Term used to describe a dump, at least 6" in length, that moves slowly out of the ass and into the bowl, usually producing little to no sound and never any splashback.

Because it was a Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider, the poor soul in the next stall was unaware that Jim had taken a dump until it crept up his nose.

Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider by Ducati Jeff September 11, 2006

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mandoli slicer

(n) an exceptionally large nose

Dylan has the most eagle-like mandoli slicer I've ever seen in my entire life.

mandoli slicer by Thisoneperson November 22, 2007

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