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Steven Wilson 

Extremely talented multi-instrumentalist, vocalist, lyricist, and producer. Most noted for beginning Porcupine Tree; one of the best Prog bands ever and one of the few to rival the likes of Tool or Dream Theater. Has done multiple side projects with other noteable musicians such as Mikael Akerfeldt and Tim Bowness. Quite alot of his songs sound like they are about rape, but they definitely aren't ear-rape.
Dude:Did you hear Kanye West killed himself?
Lebowski: No way! Why?
Dude: He heard a Porcupine Tree Track.
Lebowski: Ahh... makes sense.

Dude1: Man... Steven Wilson has more talent in his beard than all Pop musicians combined.
Dude2: Steven Wilson doesn't have a beard.
Dude1: Exactly.
Steven Wilson by Narwhalsrkewl June 27, 2013
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Steven Hawkings soup eater 

A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.
Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.

Even-steven 

(noun/verb) Mutual partners in an even and equal sexual exchange; the act of an even and equal sexual exchange, more often than not a reference to the sixty-nine position.
Old fashioned in his ways, Nikki insisted of paying for dinner as he felt any decent gentleman would. However when he and Shannon got to the bedroom he also adamantly insisted to go Even-steven, specifically Shannon riding his face and sucking his cock while he underneath her heavenly body with his tongue buried in her sweet pussy or up her snug, just-as-sweet asshole. With an unhidden smile Shannon thought this idea, which never seem to get old or boring, was a win for both of them. Moreover she remembered, 'I just washed those sheets earlier today......oh well' as she shifted slyly out of her sexy, tight jeans as they began to touch.....
Even-steven by Nikki Stixx December 10, 2020
A mixture of the words slave and servant. A Slavent has all the rights of a slave and the politically correct title of servant. This term is used to be able to keep blacks as slaves and avoid angering all non-repeblicans
Slavent by Mr.Manson November 10, 2013

Seventeen 

Seventeen is a Korean boy band consisting of 13 members. They are signed with Pledis Entertainment. Before they debuted in 2015, in 2013 they had their own show(?) called 17tv.

Members:

S. Coups (leader)
Jeonghan (angel)
Joshua (gentleman)
Jun (over confident one)
Hoshi (10:10)
Wonwoo (deepest voice/ bad jokes(maybe?))
Woozi (shortest member 5'4)

DK (happy virus)
Mingyu (tallest member 6'1)
The8 (b-boy)
Seungkwan (he is best quality)
Vernon (Twix)
Dino (maknae)
Say the name, we are Seventeen.
Seventeen by Seventeens Carat July 18, 2017

Sevenpointninebillionsome 

This is just sex between 7.9 billion people.
If this many people manage to "team up", tell me about it.
Where did you skip in the "numbersome" chain to look for "Sevenpointninebillionsome"?

Seventeen 

S - Self producing idols
V - overflowing VISUALS
T - TALENTED

is a South Korean boy group under Pledis Entertainment with 13 dork members. Debuted on May 26, 2015 with the song Adore U. Their official fan colors are Rose quartz and Serenity. Their official fandom is called Carat. Their official lightstick is called Carat Bong.

P.S. even Hong Jisoo isn't normal
1. Stan talents, stan SEVENTEEN
2. Seventeen! moshi seka seka seka seka *ran out of air*
3. Would you rather stan or stan Seventeen
4. You should go and stan Seventeen
Seventeen by jeongcheolieee January 6, 2019