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Sleepless Elite 

Sleepless elite: About 2% of the world's population are considered "sleepless elite" which means a person is a night owl and early bird simultaneously.
Sam meets Emma for coffee at 9am: You look a little tired today, Emma.
Emma: I know, I was up late again.

Sam: How do you function on such little sleep?

Emma: Eh, who knows! Consider me the sleepless elite!
Sleepless Elite by Ambalise May 15, 2016
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Sleepnesia

Sort of like Amnesia.

It's when you have a late night conversation (usually while on the phone), while very sleepy. The next morning, you forget what you were talking about towards the end of the conversation.
Guy 1: Remember what we talked about last night?
Guy 2: Uhh... No, I think I have sleepnesia...
Sleepnesia by RawrItsPanda November 11, 2009

the sweetness 

Describes the level of "awesomeness" in a given situation.
"Yo, this blunt is the sweetness"
the sweetness by djhavocmixmaster January 3, 2007

Sleepless-drunk

When one feels very odd, talks to themself, and just over-all looks drunk. But, the thing is, they aren't. They just haven't gotten sleep for the past 2 days. Yep. So, how I feel while typing this, basically.
"dude.. i feelll liike.. 2016.. is so weaird.."
Non-sleepless-drunk guy: "What exactly are you saying?"
Sleep-less-drunk guy: "I dunno man.. I'm drunk again.. he he. I should go homme.. he ha he he ha ha.

sleepless night 

When you lay in bed thinking of someone special to you.
sleepless night by Mr.busch February 20, 2017

Seetness 

Used to describe someone/something that possesses the quality of being seet.
"What's up, seetness"?

"Dude, check out Seetness eating lunch by himself, what a loser."
Seetness by SeetRider February 2, 2010

Sleepless touch 

It's when you can't sleep and as you stare at the ceiling, thoughts and feelings rush over you as you realize you've given up on all of your dreams. And as this blanket of dark covers you, not wanting to become smothered, you're mind focuses on that one person who touched your soul. All becomes calm as you begin to touch yourself to remember and to feel again.
I was tossing and turning until I focused on you. Your sleepless touch was all I needed.