scorching the boulder 

The burning sensation that results from using bengay and/or icyhot to rub one out.

Dude, I was scorching the boulder last night with my icyhot and I thought my cock was going to fall off!

scorching the boulder by brojers May 4, 2011

skitching 

(1) the act of being pulled by a vehicle (car, truck, tractor, etc.) while either riding on a skateboard, skates, bicycle, handcart, etc.

(2) the act of being dragged from the rear bumper of a vehicle during winter months when there is a lot of snow present. Children do this by waiting at stop signs to grab onto unsuspecting cars while they stop and being dragged while sliding their feet on the snow.

So, I slammed on my breaks when I saw the kid skitching on my bumper and he slid right under the car.

skitching by smartypants October 7, 2004

Smoochking

A person that had a glitched picture looking like they kissed a girl

YO BRO ITS SMOOCHKING

Smoochking by Zahori March 15, 2022

Slooshing 

Kind of like t.p.-ing except the toilet paper is wet so it sticks everywhere.

We were going to go slooshing and sloosh that kid's car tonight, but the cops busted us.

Slooshing by slooshmaster28 August 25, 2007

slouching up

1. Like slouching, but a little bit better for your posture.

2. A slightly more formal slouching technique.

1. My back's been killing me for the last couple of days. I need to start slouching up or I'm going to turn into a hunchback.

2. I was practically asleep at work the other day when my boss walked by. Thank god I was slouching up.

slouching up by MC? April 2, 2011

scorching soup

Male ejaculant, after putting it in the microwave

Bob poured scorching soup in his wife’s face

scorching soup by Brian 2.0 October 5, 2018

Skouching 

When a girl sits on a couch, with two men on both sides of her, and goes skiing. Simultaneous handjobs.

"Yo that bitch went skouching at the party on the weekend!"

"For real?"
"Word bro."

Skouching by bsteez October 19, 2009