Sibelius 

1) The most prominent (And just about only) Finnish composer. Lived from the late nineteenth century well into the middle of the twentieth. Famous for his seven symphonies, particularly the second and the fifth. Also produced such well known classical pieces as 'Finlandia', Finland's unofficial anthem, Valse Triste', his Violin Concerto, and his choral symphony 'Kullervo'. Although he lived up to 1952, he did not compose any new pieces after approximately 1920.

2) A music notation program known among the musical community for being annoyingly overpriced and very useful at the same time.

Sibelius is the only composer I know who can write music that reduces an entire audience to tears with his music (well, rappers can, but in a different way)

Sibelius by Lemminkainen September 6, 2010

Going Siberian 

When you grow your pubes to their full potential.

Jeff: Hey Chris. It looks like they're sending me to Russia for two weeks in October.

Chris: You better start growing your pubes out, man. Sounds like you'll be going Siberian for a while.

Going Siberian by Yes, Jeffinitely August 20, 2011

Siberian AIDS 

When your balls get really cold and start shrinking, then you have Siberian AIDS!

Bob: Oh man, it was cold outside last night during football practice.

Steve: Yeah, I think I got Siberian AIDS.

Siberian AIDS by Des87 October 11, 2016

texas sized 10-4 

texas sized 10-4, often used by hicks (mainly from Ontario), means I agree, or yes. it may also mean I understand depending on the context

"hey wanna go pick of some gophers with a 22 down by the roadside"
"that's a texas sized 10-4 buddy"

texas sized 10-4 by big boy11 October 3, 2016

one sided love 

the horrible and horrifying feeling of falling in love alone. loving that boy/girl without the satisfaction of receiving their love in return. this experience happens a lot in high school and is often something you wish never happened.

girl: i know we have been friends for a really long time but i really really like you.
boy: listen i like you as a friend and thats it.
girl: but i love you
boy:im sorry it's just one sided love

one sided love by justanactress May 27, 2009

dork sided

"Dark sided" as pronounce by the screaming Christian psychopath from trading spouses.

(at the loudest projectible voice) You are all dork sided!!!!! Un-whole-eee!! Garghouls, tarrot-curds, dorkness, dork-sided-ed-nesssss!!!! Get the **** outta my goddam house in the name of Jesus Christ!! amen ...

dork sided by wmike145 November 18, 2005

Legal-Sized TV

The size of the TV required to be able to read the legal print at the end of a commercials for pharmaceuticals, car dealerships, or infomercials.

When Robert finally got a Legal-Sized TV he realized that the medication that he was taking was the reason for his impotence, excessive sweating, and heart palpitations.

Legal-Sized TV by Pointer of the Obvious November 5, 2008