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Shootz is like saying yes in Hawaii.
"I keep hearing people saying shootz what's going on?"
"Okay, bradda lemme break it down for you, alright? Shoozt is like, uhh, like saying yes."
"Oh, okay, cool! Alright! So, uhh, lemme see, uhm.. uhh- So somebody says 'You wanna go to the store' and I say 'Shootz!'.. Roger that!... Roger that?.. What does that mean?"
"It means yes."
"So shootz means yes, and roger that means yes.. Roger that.. So is there one you use for one thing vs. one that you use for another? Can you give me an example?"
"No problem, bro. Check it out. Somebody tell me 'Hey bro, you wanna go get a drink?' 'Shootz!'. 'Hey bro, you wanna go tittyball?' 'Roger that!'"
*This is a reference to Aloha Fluffy, a stand up comedy special by Gabriel Iglesias.*
shootz by Stuart the uhhhhhh November 14, 2023
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Shootz Mahalo 

Greatest Respect... Defined in English meaning "Right on Thank You" Universal Use...Shootz We Go...
Shootz Mahalo by ShootzMahalo January 5, 2014

Shooting the rodeo 

Coined by RedLetterMedia. During the production of a movie, filming scenes at large public events to increase the production value of your of your work without substantially increase the production budget.
We’re going to be shooting the rodeo today during the city’s annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade.

Straightforward shooting weekend 

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.
Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

School shootings 

The favourite past time of children in America
Person1: what are you doing this week

Person2: you know, the same old stuff

Person1: ohh. School shootings
School shootings by Kiddownunder November 18, 2019

salad shootin' 

When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.
Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!

Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!
salad shootin' by BADxKARMA April 4, 2013

School shooting 

Math teacher: let’s start subtracting

Math teacher: *pulls out ak47*
The quiet kid reaches into the back
*1 min later*

“SCHOOL SHOOTING
School shooting by BigDickBoy69 November 16, 2019