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schmooglepopped 

The action of making your girl wetter than wet.
Jack: Yo, I made my girl schmooglepopped yesterday.

Anthony: Damn, you got her that wet?!
schmooglepopped by Chad&Brad September 13, 2018

shmangled 

the most appropriate word to define the complete and utter state of being fucked up.

the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.

severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!
what are you doing tonight?
i dont know but im gonna get shmangled.
shmangled by roooney April 23, 2006

Shmoigle 

A fruit bowl that contains green fruits including: kiwis and apples, there must be no pears. This is normal giving to Jewish people for their birthday.
Jew1: oh wow he got a shmoigle!

Jew2: im so jealous of that shmoigle.
Shmoigle by Fried chegg July 25, 2018
The state of being so tired that you feel high. When it's 3 in the morning and everything seems hilarious, you're shmoogly.
Friend 1: goulash.
Friend 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god I wet myself
Friend 1: dude, you are so shmoogly it's insane
shmoogly by hanzo87 September 13, 2008
A Shmoogle is a puddle or grouping of any kind, consisting of ejaculate, urine, and feces. A Shmoogle can also refer to the action of ejaculating while urinating and shitting all at one.
Don’t go into the bathroom billy I just left a Shmoogle in there and the place is a mess.
Shmoogle by Flahugulus Bouglar July 19, 2019

Shmoofed 

Not having money at the moment
Bro I canparty I’m Shmoofed
Shmoofed by McNigger June 20, 2019