Properly Shitting 

You lift up your shirt, wear your pants backward, do a handstand, and take a big shit through your zipper hole. Then you ask your mother once she is finished with her dinner if she could kindly wash your nutsack.

Hey man, I just took the biggest shit of my life.
Did you make sure to lift up your shirt? Its a common courtesy thing.
No, I wasn't properly shitting.
*GASP*

Properly Shitting by SpectralCuckSlayer February 2, 2018

shawshank shitting

the act of using surrounding noises to strategically defecate in a public restroom. taken from Tim Robbins' escape from the fictitious "Shawshank Prison," wherein he bludgeones a large sewage pipe with a rock, striking the pipe only when the thunder from a lightning bolt is loud enough to mask the noise of his stone as it strikes metal.

man, i had to crap so bad! but i knew with only one other guy in the bathroom, shawshank shitting just wouldn't be an option.

shawshank shitting by LobsterRodeo September 20, 2009

field shitting nigger

Specifically, it means an African, since the vast majority of them are both black and lack the incredibly advanced technology of indoor plumbing, thus the need to defecate in a field. But can general be used to call someone poor in a much more creative and offensive way.

Um, yeah, I'm not going to eat at Arby's, I have money, I'm not a field shitting nigger.

field shitting nigger by Testicle Tickler June 15, 2013

shitting where you shop 

When you stop talking, dating or fucking someone that works where you shop. This causes the store to be off limits because you were such a loveable asshole. Re-entering the shat in shopping atmosphere can be sexually or physically dangerous when risking stop and chats and so forth.

I Shawn Dolina have three stores left that are safe to use do to "shitting where you shop". Since I feel no guilt I won't learn my lesson till I starve to death.

shitting where you shop by A.Dolina.Always.Wins August 18, 2011

shitting peugeot 

A road-rage phrase used whenever another driver pisses you off in some way, and that person is driving a peugeot.

Originated from a Youtube video in 2015. The camera car is following a Peugeot who is trying to join the M1 motorway southbound from the A414. Rather than accelerating to get ahead of the adjacent lorry, the Peugeot driver makes a misjudgement and slows down to a crawl to try and join.

Since then there have been several spin-off videos, all involving Peugeots being driven badly.

*Peugeot slows down on motorway slip road*

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* SHITTING PEUGEOT!!!

shitting peugeot by CycloneChilli June 15, 2018

are you shitting me? 

A more extreme way of saying "Are you kidding me?" This phrase is commonly used to express doubt, surprise, and sometimes displeasure.

Teacher: You got 56% on the Math final.
Student: Are you shitting me?

are you shitting me? by amc91 April 25, 2006

Shitting Duck 

When you are in a public bathroom taking a shit and someone else comes in and takes a nasty shit and leaves before you get done. You end up getting blamed for it by everyone that comes in after that.

"Man, I was at work taking a shit and Billy came in the next stall and dropped a bomb and left. When I walked out everybody thought it was me. I was a shitting duck."

Shitting Duck by kingofpc August 15, 2009