Shit me up 

Scared me

"Man, don't jump out like that, you proper shit me up!"

Shit me up by ArchATE June 23, 2019

shit me off 

When something makes you angry.

People who spend all day complaining to Facebook shit me off.
Screamo shits me off.
God, my mum shits me off.

shit me off by Katie'sBlackInkRevenge April 29, 2012

shit me 

Variant of "Fuck me" (exclamation, not invitation).

Shit me, i've got to go- i've parked on double yellow

shit me by oracle March 12, 2004

you shit me

What you say when you hear something from someone that you don't beleive. Something unthinkable is being explained, your response. Reciprocated more often than not with "I shit you not".

p1: Dude, you guys got to meet Samuel L Jackson? Your shitting me!

p2: I shit you not dude! I shook the motherfucker's hand!

you shit me by Hyper-z July 5, 2005

Shit me 

A term used by absolute mad lads exclaiming utter disappointment

Shit me he’s a dick head

Shit me by Holy cow Batman February 4, 2019

shit me sideways 

Exclamation, Expression of Suprise.
Coupled with Bugger me sideways

"Really? Fuckin' hell Shit me Sideways mate I didnt know that"

shit me sideways by DougieD April 23, 2005

you shit me

you must be joking, I cannot believe you, I think you are lying

you slept with that bitch last night? you shit me.

you shit me by Anonymous November 17, 2002