Scared Shitless 

Being seriously scared almost to the point of shitting yourself!!!

I was scared shitless during The Shining!!!

Scared Shitless by Yumpotjie August 10, 2018

shitless 

Adj. Having an absence of faeces in one's colon, typically due to involuntary discharge of the bowels from extreme fright.

"After hearing what happened to bad little boys at Old English Preparatory Academy, William was scared shitless."

shitless by Carl Willis November 16, 2004

shitlegs 

Shitlegs descibes a person of dubious nature who cannot be trusted and is generally of bad personality.

"He is a fucking liar and a complete shitlegs!"

shitlegs by Shaun Hollamby June 4, 2008

scared shitless 

When you lack faith in the integrity of the door lock to the public restroom you're using, and are so paranoid someone is going to walk in on you that panic causes sphincter muscle contraction, preventing relief of your bowels.

This could actually cause your shit to take even an even more awkwardly long time to complete, when you were hoping you could pull it off like you just ran in there for a pee.

When you eventually do emerge from the restroom, the person on the other side of the door will totes know what you been up to.

Remember to wash your hands afterwards, regardless of your productivity level.

Your hope that screaming "It's occupied" loud enough for the person in the cafe hallway to hear you will spare them from walking in, creating an awkward prison-type situation between you and an eight year old child.

*Rattling of the door handle*
"IT'S OCCUPIED!!!"
*so scared you can't shit, aka being scared shitless*

scared shitless by LaRogue August 20, 2013

shitless 

When nothing and nobody can disturb, annoy or otherwise anger an individual. They could be said to be shitless.

I told lawrence he stank of shit and he said 'sound'

Wow lawrence is one shitless motherfucker

shitless by johnbyrne2122 March 6, 2014

shitless 

1) The act upon being frightened in which there is nothing (feces, urine, blood, vital organs, ect) within you.

2) reaching a state of no return

1) man, I had diarreah so bad 'til a nudist colony of fat, hairy guys in their 40's ran by. Damn, I was scared SHITLESS!

shitless by animedude April 24, 2004

bored shitless 

Being so bored that you have a shit wether you need to or not, as something to pass the time, and still being just as bored afterwards yet unable to shit any more.

I'm bored shitless, just had a shit without needing to and I'm still bored but I can't shit anymore so im telling the world via urban dictionary.

bored shitless by T1988 November 11, 2006