Joe Shit The Rag Man 

An average crack addicted asshole who walks the streets just waiting to be beaten by a baton. He sells drugs to kids and pisses on street signs.

Officer Smith was called to a domestic dispute... apparently Joe Shit the Rag Man was beating on his wife and toddler daughter for not providing him with enough crack.

Joe Shit The Rag Man by Tooba November 28, 2007

Joe Shit The Rag Man 

A slang term used in the US Marine Corps to generally describe anyone of Arabic descent. Most often used by irate staff NCOs when lecturing about rules of engagement in a hostile environment.

(Note: The author of this definition is not racist. He hates anyone different from himself equally.)

Prick E-7: "I don't care what the R.O.E.s say! When Joe Shit The Rag Man comes at you with an AK and 6 tons of C4, you waste his hadji ass! And I'll take the fall. I'm here for you, Marines!"

Lance Criminal: "Yeah, so I can tell them what you told me when they court-martial my ass!"

Joe Shit The Rag Man by Renegade888 July 3, 2008

rag shit 

Worse than 'rat shit'. Rag shit is when something is so bad it's genuinely offensive. As if someone has taken a shit on a rag and wiped it across your face.

Donald Trump's hair looks like fucking rag shit!

rag shit by continual-insanity October 14, 2019

rag shit 

Worse than 'rat shit'. Rag shit is when something is so bad it's genuinely offensive. As if someone has taken a shit on a rag and wiped it across your face.

Donald Trump looks like rag shit

rag shit by continual-insanity October 14, 2019

Glossy shit ragging 

The act of doing a shit. Then jerking off, once finished doing both use toilet paper to clean up the jizz off your cock and hand,using the same piece of paper to then wipe your ass.

Jono " I was having trouble snapping one off, so I had a wank first. Then when I shit I realized that there was only one square of shit paper, so I had to go glossy shit ragging "
Ted "noice! "

Glossy shit ragging by Burbage-Bumbag December 15, 2017

shit rags 

the totally worthless reading material men keep by the crapper.

"Hey, don't be cleaning out the magazine rack in the bathroom...those are my shit rags".

shit rags by Pooh02 January 28, 2009

Joe shit the ragman 

A marine corp slang term used in place of “you dummy “ or “you stupid”

“Everything would be ready for PT gunny if Joe shit the ragman hadn’t screwed it all up!”

Joe shit the ragman by MollyRust July 17, 2022