No Shower No Shave Sundays 

Exactly what it sounds like.

Don't shower or shave on Sundays. Take this day for yourself. Enjoy yourself without worrying about what other people think. Who cares if you smell bad and look unkempt, its about showing the world you don't care. (at least you don't care once a week)

Bob: "Dude, you smell terrible."

Joe: "Yea I didn't shower or shave today, its No Shower No Shave Sundays"

Bob: "Oh yea I forgot, then nevermind, you smell terrible, but you are SO cool for not showering and not shaving on Sundays. How can I be cool like you?"

Joe: "Step one: Don't shower on Sundays. Step two: Don't shave on Sundays"

Bob: "Sounds like a plan, homeskillet!"

Joe:"Step three: NEVER say homeskillet again."

No Shower No Shave Sundays by Bismark Fan April 15, 2008

Shaver's Disease

A medical condition in which the sufferer experiences convulsions restricted to the arm regions, usually resulting in drum like taps on whatever surface happens to be near. As it is a close relative of tourettes syndrome the sufferer often screams and tells at random intervals subsisting mainly of "what the sack" or pterodactyl screeches.

"What's up with that guy screaming in the corner?"
"Oh he has stage five Shaver's Disease"

Shaver's Disease by Harsh Static October 8, 2018

shit shave shower and wank 

to do four functions while using the least amount water and still be clean.

i will have a shit shave shower and wank then I can go out

shit shave shower and wank by pittaway 45 October 16, 2008

Shave Shock 

The experience of realizing your boyfriend, husband, friend, neighbor, etc shaved a large volume of hair from their face (or other bodily location).

My boyfriend stopped by earlier. He shaved off his beard and mustache didn't tell me. What a shave shock!

Shave Shock by bigmovie September 3, 2012

Shave Slave

When a woman gets her hair cut as she's giving a BJ.

Hayleys hair looks a lil off. Always such a "Shave Slave".

Shave Slave by Oxman79 September 13, 2023

Shave / Shave Off 

To disregard something or not do it. To ignore a situation or person.

1 - " I shaved off my meeting this morning "
2 - " I shaved off my morning jog to sleep in "

Shave / Shave Off by M Long / T Holmes October 5, 2004

Shame Shave 

When you see a beard that's way awesomer than yours will ever be and you subsequently shave off your own.

Frank: Dude, where's your beard?

John: I went to the World Beard Championships.

Frank: So, you shame shaved?

John: I don't want to talk about it.

Shame Shave by BeardMan May 25, 2012