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Shark week

To avoid offending any gender, shark week is when someone starts their 'cycle'
'aw dude it's shark week'
Shark week by @k1nd_boyty (Insta) October 4, 2018

shark week

"Dude, it's shark week!"
"I know Dude, I haven't seen sunlight in 4 days!"
shark week by lifeisawesome August 4, 2009

shark week

The week of the female human's menstruation.
Came into play since the sharks brain is surprisingly similar to the female uterus.
Fuck, I can't go swimming this week, it's shark week.
shark week by alilmissmisfit August 7, 2016

Shark Week

when your girlfriend or old lady is on the rag. that time of the month.
cm1nicholson: you gonna go home and get some ass tonight?
cm2ford: hell no it's shark week at my house!!! there's blood in the water

Shark Week

A lady's monthly time
Josh: "Why aren't you home with your girl tonight?"
Mikey: "Dude, it's shark week! There's blood in the water. I'll see her in 5-7 days"
Shark Week by Wordpervect December 12, 2014

Shark week

Where every women in the house falls on their menstral cycle at the same time causing a frenzy of chaos for the man.
Mother: I think I'm getting my period
Dad: oh crap it's shark week
Daughters: we're on our period
Dad: it's Fucking shark week !!!!!!!
Shark week by Flickybicky July 17, 2018