Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 2, 2017

shareski 

The act of spilling food or drink on oneself or near your general vicinity, photographing the resulting stain and then posting it on Twitter for others to view.

Did you see John pulled a shareski last night after he spilled ketchup all over his pants?

shareski by brueckj23 February 4, 2010

the scaries

The specific type of hangover filled with doubt, regret, the shakes, and an overall feeling of self disgust. The scaries happen ordinarily the morning a day drinking blackout.

"Bro, I don't know what happened all I did was drink a bottle of vodka then everything went all black eyed peas. I hope I didn't do done something stupid. I think I have the scaries..."

the scaries by Tommy T 85 September 1, 2013

sharkeshia 

A she bitch pokemon

Ash: I've caught them all haha!

Misty: Look over there. What's that?!

Ash: let's look at the pokedex.

Pokedex: Sharkeshia! A ghetto she bitch Pokemon. Known for her fierce right hand. Don't get too close!!

sharkeshia by Cra let December 1, 2013

sharkiesha 

Raging ghetto black female with powerful force .

Ex . I will go sharkiesha on you if you touch me .

sharkiesha by No_Love_For_Thots November 28, 2013

Sunday scaries 

A feeling that a person gets especially on Sunday night knowing that work is going to be horrid.

Sunday scaries are worse for people who are not used to a demanding job.

Sunday scaries by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg April 2, 2019

shaniese 

gorgeous girl, funny and adorable. as well as this, she gives great hugs and has the cutest smile. her eyes are beautiful and if anyone were to have a shaniese as their girlfriend, they're so lucky.

"look at Shaniese, isn't she gorgeous?"

shaniese by ayeaye101 June 27, 2017