Sharia Bluetooth 

When an orthodox Muslim female utilizes her head scarf to hold her phone to her ear and mouth.

The only pairing going on in my car is an arranged marriage. I can make this call hands free thanks to my sharia bluetooth

Sharia Bluetooth by EggInThisTryinTime June 17, 2018

Sharia Math 

Math problems that directly or indirectly leverage on dozens of man-made religious rules, which often discriminate against women and girls, that dictate how faithful Mohammedans ought to live among “infidels,” especially if they are the minority in the population.

Radical Islamist groups want certain math topics like percentages, probability, and statistics to be banned from a sharia math curriculum, because they promote interest rate earnings, unhealthy lifestyles, or gambling, which could lead students into unwholesome activities or vice, thus compromising their faith.

Sharia Math by MathPlus September 18, 2021

Sharia Law 

The new drag name of Vernon L. Reed, of San Francisco, who got his shit stolen and felt like chopping off the hands of the thief, despite the former's propensity for peacefulness and love.

Vernon ducked into the phone booth at the sight of the liquor store robbery and came out in his burka and his alter-ego, Sharia Law.

Sharia Law by KremeDementia January 8, 2012

Sharia Law 

a set of rules

which are meant to organise the life of Muslims (which the chosen nation has alike btw , Jews) within their communities and in the society as whole.

includes compulsorily giving a certain amount of earnings and savings as a charity, eating halal food (like kosher as jew do), and some rules which can be seen strict (as some may consider) like chopping off the theif hand (which has 16 conditions MUST be all fulfilled)

Hey Ahmed, how much money sharia (or sharia law) said we should give as a charity?

Sharia Law by Error 404 v2 January 17, 2019

Sharia-Nazi

One who supports Hamas, Hezbollah & other Iranian proxies or militant-orthodox Islamist sects without understanding the ramifications of what Sharia Law truly entails.

The average Sharia-Nazi wouldn’t last a hot minute in Gaza or Afghanistan due to their views on sex (LGBTQIA+), religion (Islam & it better be the correct sect), etc. Any divergence from their norms nearly always results in the death penalty.

Sharia-Nazi by Ben Yerachmiel May 9, 2024

Sharia-Nazi

One who supports Hamas, Hezbollah & other Iranian proxies or militant-orthodox Islamist sects without understanding the ramifications of what Sharia Law truly entails.

The average Sharia-Nazi wouldn’t last a hot minute in Gaza or Afghanistan due to their views on sex (LGBTQIA+), religion (Islam & it better be the correct sect), etc. Any divergence from their norms nearly always results in the death penalty.

Sharia-Nazi by Ben Yerachmiel May 9, 2024

Sharia-Nazi

One who supports Hamas, Hezbollah & other Iranian proxies or militant-orthodox Islamist sects without understanding the ramifications of what Sharia Law truly entails.

The average Sharia-Nazi wouldn’t last a hot minute in Gaza or Afghanistan due to their views on sex (LGBTQIA+), religion (Islam & it better be the correct sect), etc. Any divergence from their norms nearly always results in the death penalty.

Sharia-Nazi by Ben Yerachmiel May 9, 2024