SEIZE AND CONSUME

(to) SEIZE AND CONSUME - verb

The act of, violently, taking a food item from someone and, violently, eating it.

This is most commonly practised if the person is seen with a food item that can be considered delicious

If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child, would you SEIZE AND CONSUME it?!

You must SEIZE AND CONSUME the delicious cake

HE HAS DELICIOUS COOKIES! SEIZE AND CONSUME THEM

SEIZE AND CONSUME by rzhhhh November 11, 2011

American Sized 

Since America is the most obese country, then anything huge would be considered American Sized. To include women, big SUVs, value meals, etc.

At the mall
Me: Ugh! Check out tubs over there!
You: Dude she's huge!
Me: Nah, she's just American Sized.

At the fast food restaurant
Cashier: Med or Large?
Me: American Sized!

American Sized by Chaimberlainiii July 20, 2010

Olympic-Sized Friendship

A friendship that can fit love, marriage, and children inside of it!!

Canadian ice dancers Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir have an olympic-sized friendship

Olympic-Sized Friendship by vmtwizzles July 30, 2018

texas sized 10-4 

texas sized 10-4, often used by hicks (mainly from Ontario), means I agree, or yes. it may also mean I understand depending on the context

"hey wanna go pick of some gophers with a 22 down by the roadside"
"that's a texas sized 10-4 buddy"

texas sized 10-4 by big boy11 October 3, 2016

Legal-Sized TV

The size of the TV required to be able to read the legal print at the end of a commercials for pharmaceuticals, car dealerships, or infomercials.

When Robert finally got a Legal-Sized TV he realized that the medication that he was taking was the reason for his impotence, excessive sweating, and heart palpitations.

Legal-Sized TV by Pointer of the Obvious November 5, 2008

industrial sized bag of douche 

adjective

1. a very large douche bag (bag of douche), hence "industrial"

2. Someone who is an idiot, or really lame.

3. Used as a diss

my brother is such an industrial sized bag of douche

industrial sized bag of douche by xenu! May 22, 2008

you gotta seize the opportunity

you gotta take the opportunity

once said by mark lee

"To grasp this taste , grasp you .... so you gotta seize the opportunity"

you gotta seize the opportunity by grassp February 17, 2021