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Couch Sending 

When you sign up for a fitness event. Half marathon or longer. Typically involves some level of training. But, you don’t train. Sits on the couch instead. Then comes race day. Oppppps.
Bro! I’ve been training the last year for this sick trail marathon! Got through the whole Lord of the Rings, Netflix true crime documentaries and Star Wars series while I was training by reading about running from the couch. Couch sending!I got this!
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sending it 

going fucking nuts, owning the moment, getting lit, doing it like a boss, and/or raging while doing whatever it is you’re currently doing
CHARLES: come to the beach dude, it’s wild. we’re fcuking sending it out of the park.

RORY: i’m gonna go to the bar instead.

CHARLES: kendrick just caught a shark w/ his barehands & larissa just stole a boat so she’d have somewhere to smoke blunts topless like riahanna.

RORY: holy shit you guys ARE sending it hard. i’ll head over now
sending it by idtst June 2, 2018

Secondively 

"And secondively, I know you are the big marriage expert...Oh I'm sorry, I forgot...your wife is dead!" - Tobias Fünke

sending a fax to cleveland 

an exclamation when something is funny or unbelievable
“that video is sending me

Sending a raven

Sending a picture of a raven to silently ask for help. Typically sent when you are loosing your battle against depression or suicidal thoughts.
I'm sending a raven, I hope it reaches you in time and you know what is means.
Sending a raven by firerose koala October 14, 2020

Sending a Slanty 

When you press your erection against somebody in a grocery store.

Not to be confused with the Grande Slanté, which is when you perform the same act in a ballet class.
Dude, she was totally checking me out, so I tried Sending a Slanty by the frozen vegetables.