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football seasoning 

n. A certain uniquely attractive flavor that football adds to the autumn.
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Man, the atmosphere around here is dead gruesome. The world is bland ... bland I tell you!

Wait until next week. That is when the football seasoning is going to spice up your life.
football seasoning by gnostic1 September 8, 2011

Seasoning the mullet 

To pepper spray anyone with a mullet,
That hillbilly went nuts, cops came and you knew what was going to happen,, Seasoning the mullet
Seasoning the mullet by Emobubbles December 23, 2008

Sink Seasoning

Those few seconds when you eat over the sink because of your lack of energy to get a plate, then drop the food into the sink and "seasoning" it with all the germs within.
I just got sink seasoning after dropping my burger into the sink, yum!
Sink Seasoning by bababooeyinator December 19, 2020

Samsonized 

(Sam - son - ized)

1. to arrive at work with the expectation you have a certain amount of work (what you had when you left the day previous) only to find out you have extra work assigned to you unexpectedly.

2. a sudden feeling of overwhelming workload, often accompanied by a large feeling of dread and possibly dizzieness.

3. sometimes used as a joke.
Haha, you poor sucker, you've been Samsonized
Samsonized by A Tech Rep July 13, 2007

Italian Coochie Seasoning 

It is the seasoning you put on yo gurls vagina to make it taste good, also used to make head somewhat enjoyable. Comes in lube bottles.
I used Italian coochie seasoning last night and my girl tasted like Romanos macaroni grill.

Street Seasoning

noun - any of a large variety of flavorful particles, crumbs, and dust found in and around city streets, alleyways, gutters, cracks in the pavements, and most often - the bottoms of restaurant dumpsters.

Elaboration:
Street Seasoning works particularly well on Street Chicken, adding an earthy, street-funk-spice to the otherwise bland Street Chicken's meat: the notorious Meat of the Dirty Birdy.

Many such urban connoisseurs have been known to season their rations of scavenged food (to taste) as the composition, quality, and ratio of particles in the seasoning varies greatly from harvest to harvest.
Box Bob: So whatcha got goin' fer the Street Seasoning right there?

Street Pete: Alls I needs is 'bout 2 parts pavement-dust ta add ta mah dumpster-cheese/alley-oregano/gutter-butter, and mah seasonin's will be prime-time tip-top tasty-ness!

Box Bob: Aw man, I'm gettin' hongry just thinkin' bout it! We gots some Street-Chicken left from yestaday, and a lil' dumpster-puddin' fer dessert!

Street Pete: Oh hells yeah, pal! Let's get ta grubbin'!
Street Seasoning by Blue Oxygen October 31, 2009