Seam-Scratch 

When you are too lazy to pull up your jean or sweatpant leg, so you just use the stitching of the pant leg to scratch an itch.

Pat: No! These long-johns don't have any stitching! I'll never be able to Seam-Scratch again!

Seam-Scratch by Jimmer LEz February 14, 2012

Seam Sucker 

The crotch seam is no longer visable literally sucked between a females vaginal lips

WOW that bitch doesnt have camel toe. She has a major seam sucker going on!!!!!

Seam Sucker by DICK,DICKll,LADYDICK December 8, 2009

seam of life 

the space between one's genitalia and the anal opening

If you cut their seam of life, all of their internal organs will be expelled from said bodies.

seam of life by Sandy VaJina September 6, 2005

Seam Squirrel

Crabs

That bitch has a seam squirrel infestation!!!! Aka Crotch Critters

Seam Squirrel by mr2real August 22, 2009

seam rider

A seam rider is one who engages in bouts of anal sex. Alternatively this could refer to a person of the gay persuasion.

"Dave I can't believe that you did that, you're such a seam rider"

seam rider by Gregga February 11, 2005

Seam Ripper 

The act of kicking a males genitalia barefoot with your toes curved upward to really drive your toenails into the seam of his scrotum.

Buddy 1: "Man...my girlfriend caught me in bed with her best friend."
Buddy 2: "She couldn't have taken that well."

Buddy 1: "No shit...she was so pissed she kicked off her sandals and gave me the ol' seam ripper. I think I may need stitches, brah..."

Seam Ripper by suitepee138 June 28, 2011

Seam Peeper 

A person or designer who inspects the seams of garments while in a store in order to gain information about how the article of clothing was constructed.

I think that dirty little seam peeper is checking more than price tags.

Seam Peeper by Lagerfeld January 7, 2011