schwilly mama 

A law-breaking, unclean, over-intoxicated female. The type of mama who pops pharmies while carrying her passed out boyfriend through the lot like a cape, screaming, "Wake up, I just fed you my last roll!" Wears a sideways visor, possibly has dreads, almost always owns a large dog. She can be found scheming on Shakedown.

Did you see that schwilly mama at the Phil Lesh show last night? She passed out in her own vomit on the hood of my car.

schwilly mama by Suzy Greenberg August 19, 2007

schwilly kid 

A person who seems to always be intoxicated; mainly drunk. Thrives on drugs and alcohol to survive. No purpose in life other than to get as sh*tfaced as possible.

I have no respect that schwilly kid anymore after the time he threw up on me, then tried to hook-up!

schwilly kid by media.pixie November 8, 2010

A willy schwilly milly gilly 

What people from brimingham call a pavement

"NOT EN BERRMENGHAM WE DONT, EN BERRMENGAM WE CALL IT A WILLY SCHWILLY MILLY GILLY"

A willy schwilly milly gilly by FellowBlokefromtheuk December 18, 2022

Where's all the schwilly kids at? 

A typical question acquired by a brethren or sisthren of a schwilly fellowship, used in reference to finding other schwilly kids after arriving in an unfamiliar town, city or parking lot.

"Yo, where's all the schwilly kids at, Kid?"

Where's all the schwilly kids at? by Steve-i Rastafari March 7, 2005

douche-schwillery 

A different kind of douchebaggery, brought on by the introduction of high dosages of alcohol and/or drugs to a subject who already exhibits douchebag-like traits.

Exhibiting the tendencies of both a douchebag and a schwilly kid at the same time. Douche-schwillery is most often observed at large festivals where idiots who can't handle their shit take too many drugs end up harshing the mellow for everyone else.

"Man, that dude is so smacked out on H, he's stumbling around head-butting everyone and mumbling incoherently."

"Yeah man, pure douche-schwillery."

douche-schwillery by areku1 February 15, 2013

schwill 

The act of taking a pull or swig directly from a bottle of liquor. Schwills are usually performed in a group while passing the bottle to the next person after each schwill. Schwills are not mixed, but can be pre-chased, chased (chaser), or be taken str8 up no chase.

"Let's schwill some of that bottle."

"Quit fckin double schwillin."

"Pass the schwillage."

schwill by French Landis September 21, 2006

shwilly 

piss drunk

aka lush

shwilly lilly from philly

shwilly by sha-zell March 23, 2005