schmeal 

(v.) In discretion, to smoke, likely an illegal substance which prompts such discretion.

Amber: "I'm bored, what do you want to do?"
Zack: "Well, I've got our old DVD of 'Dazed and Confused' -- you wanna schmeal and watch?"
Amber: "Hell yeah! You peal the gravity beal while I real a bleal! F*** whatcha heard we bout to SCHMEAL."

schmeal by Blaze[D] February 17, 2009

Schmeal 

Better looking that a snak sexier than a meal

She’s a schmeal

Schmeal by Don’t need to know April 5, 2019

Schmeal 

Better looking than a snack sexier than a meal

Angelbeharryxx & mm_14xx snaps are a schmeal

Schmeal by Don’t need to know April 5, 2019

Schmeal 

High school code for a vape or juul

"I'll let you hit my gleeb if I can rip your schmeal"

Schmeal by 401.falcon September 28, 2022

schmeal 

New Hampshire slang for vape. Used so teachers don't know what you're talking about

"Yo Chris, pass me the schmeal"

schmeal by Heck beerios January 22, 2023

Schmeal 

the nic

yooo sammy lemme rip ur schmeal

fosho i only got splash ice tho

nah gang im good i only rip clice

Schmeal by user00just December 19, 2024

schmeal muffin

A batch of muffins you eat directly after application of dry towel cream. You eat them quickly while no one is looking.

-in a bot voice-: Nathan Keller ate a batch of schmeal muffins. He ate them quickly while no one was watching. What an actual shmuck.

schmeal muffin by HimmlerLicksPenis April 21, 2019