Sargon of Akkad

AKA Carl Benjamin is an English Youtuber, political commentator and former political candidate/milkshake target.

Formerly an aspiring edgelord, he has since stopped using really naughty words, shedded and shredded his nerd weight and read lots of articles and books to become a based chad, though he has retained his neckbeard. Currently he runs the LotusEaters podcast. He has used his knowledge of basic reasoning and common sense to shit on: Anita Sarkeesian, Jess Phillips, Akilah Hughes, intersectionality, critical race theory, Islamic fundamentalism and wokeism, to name but a few.

I bet they wish they had just let him play video games now.

For the old ruler of the Akkadian Empire, try a proper source.

Ha ha ha, look what they've done, it's the motherfuckin' Sargon of Akkad.

Sargon of Akkad by Yorkshire Pirate January 21, 2022

sargon derangement syndrome 

Sargon Derangement Syndrome is essentially Trump Derangement Syndrome, but with Sargon of Akkad instead of Donald Trump.

Why does he have such a severe case of Sargon Derangement Syndrome?

sargon derangement syndrome by J5asddd June 30, 2018

Sargon Derangement Syndrome 

Also known as SDS.
The delusion that you are relevant enough to be compared to a prominent figure in society, enough to have a syndrome named after you (i.e. Trump Derangement Syndrome). Symptoms include but are not limited to: an increased sense of self-superiority, poorly-thought-out arguments, poorly-thought-out accusations of pedophilia, latching onto popular trends to make money, and chronic smug chuckling. Named for popular alt-lite Youtuber Sargon of Akkad.

Dude 1: Those SJWs have SDS
Dude 2: lol what
Dude 1: Sargon Derangement Syndrome.
Dude 2: nigga that's not a thing
Dude 1: Yeah it is, the Feminazis are defying logic to get Sargon banned from the internet.
Dude 2: isn't that what they do that anyway
Dude 1: Yeah, but they're targeting Sargon.
Dude 2: lmao, the only person who's deranged is the faggot who thinks he's anything like trump because he bought his way into UKIP
Dude 1: Whatever, you're just an alt-right nazi.
Dude 2: lol, kill urself

Sargon Derangement Syndrome by Thotbliterator February 11, 2019

saron

A VERY attractive girl that is always happy and cheery. Her inner beauty is huge if you get to know her. Although, she is very determined when it comes to some things. She's always a good person to talk to because she gives good advice. Never shy away from her because you are loosing a great amount of friendship and knowledge.

"She's so perfect wow"
"I know, that's Saron!"

saron by Josh R ;) September 19, 2016

sangonomiya kokomi

hot inazuma babe that makes peope wanna skip yoimiya banner

person A: i wanna wish for yoimiya
person B: no are you dumb wish for sangonomiya kokomi

sangonomiya kokomi by a guy you wont remember August 12, 2021

saron

Saron is an amazing, energetic, smart, styling, rocking, funny, gorgeous girl. She laughs at everything, and is almost always smiling. This girl definitely has a temper, but she controls it most of the time. She is a dude magnet. And every guy on this planet is lucky to have her. And she even has a hot name!

"Damn she is really pretty."
"Of course she is, she's Saron!"

saron by Josh R ;) September 19, 2016

Sardonicast 

A group consisting of three or more gay men all from differing nationalities.

I went to the beach today and noticed a sardonicast loudly expressing their thoughts of film and television.

Sardonicast by SpencerNolanRice May 16, 2018