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Sample Zombies 

Sample Zombies are the mindless creatures that derive their primary sustenance from free food samples in stores. Generally, they are harmless to bystanders as their primary focus is the free food. But occasionally, when herded together, they can emit noxious gas and block aisle ways - causing disruption to folks who are actually there to shop.
A sense of horror rushed over me when I realized I was shopping in Costco at lunch time. Droves of sample zombies converged to feast on the free offerings, clogging the aisles as they devoured samples as fast as they came out of the toaster ovens. I raced for the safe zone where samples of salad were being dispensed. Much like vampires fear garlic, sample zombies avoid anything with fiber.
Sample Zombies by andiego July 17, 2012

Sample Tour 

A lap around a grocery store or other place that offers free samples for the sole reason of getting free food samples and nothing else from this establishment.
I'm a little hungry. Do you want to go to Whole Foods on our break for a sample tour?
Sample Tour by Marlos March 12, 2010

Sample Sandwich

When you go to a food store that has samples and sandwich it all together into one big heap of food. Also known as a SS or

S Squared.
Guy 1: "Dude I'm starving, I'm gonna go head down to Costco and pick up a sample sandwich."

Guy 2: "Grab me one, I'll nom on that all day long bro."

sample whore 

Noun-

One who takes advantage of free samples at any given opportunity, regardless of the sample's usefulness to them.

Verb-

The act of being a sample whore. Sample whoring.
The sample whore was hungry and broke, so he went to the grocery store to pick up a quick lunch from the sample carts.

Out of cologne and already tardy for his date, the sample whore decided to swing by Macy's to freshen up from the sample bottles they have there.

"That man's been in this store for about an hour, but his cart is practically empty. He must be sample whoring."

sample abuser 

Customer that holds up the line at an ice cream shop by repeatedly asking for free samples because he/she cannot decide what to order. This person is oblivious to the fact that there is only one employee behind the counter who is becoming as annoyed as the people in line.
Person 1: What took you so long at Baskin-Robbins? It doesn't look very busy in there.

Person 2: I had to wait ten minutes because of a sample abuser who tried virtually every flavor before ordering chocolate. What a jerk!
sample abuser by boratfan1 October 18, 2010