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Dry-rotted 

The premature thumbilation of your partners anus.

Dryrotting occurs when a foreign object enters the balloon knot wet but becomes dry while inside.
Dry-rot causes pain and discomfort when reattempting and ultimately ruines the off-road journey down that dirt road.
Y: babe stop. It hurts
M: I might have dry-rotted your asshole, my bad.
Dry-rotted by Ass Mechanic April 5, 2021

Curse-Rotted Greatwood 

The feeling of being cucked from your ten thousand souls after forty five minutes of trying to defeat this fucking pointless no life ugly looking ass boss, just to find out that you don't even have to defeat him to move into the undeed settlement.
Person 1: " holy fuck the Curse-Rotted Greatwood is really fucking hard"
Person 2:" well you dont even have to defeat it"
Jack Myers:" well i am that good that i can defeat it in seven hits and move onto the undeed settlement with just a bow and a fist up my ass

bambu-rotted

When a person is brain-rotted but in the sense of Bambu Lab, which is a company that makes 3D printers and 3D printer accessories like filament and nozzles.
John: I can't wait to buy the new H2D(said for the 200th time today)
John 2: God you're so bambu-rotted
bambu-rotted by thegiantM February 4, 2026

Rotten Molars 

Due to a lack of oral hygiene ie: brushing, flossing and mouthwash
Buddy''s mouth smells like an open sewer. It's because he has a bad case of Rotten Molars!
Rotten Molars by will bitten October 2, 2016
A way to describe being screwed or taken advantage of by a financial service company. It is believed to have been derived as a result of many investors getting shafted by a California-based brokerage firm called Roth Capital.
I was rothed by a scumbag broker.
Rothed by beauregard August 31, 2012

Rotten Sled 

One time when I was a much younger gosling in my 20s, I had a mishap with a tampon. It was a light flow tampon, so it was one of the small ones. I had put it in and apparently I was over my cycle so I had completely forgotten about it. About a week later, my boyfriend and I were having sex and a terrible rotten smell was emanating from my vag. It literally smells like something and crawled up there and died. I was super embarrassed, but I knew I had to get to the bottom of it .

Later that night in the shower, I decided to fish around in there to see if I could find anything and lo and behold, I found a string. When I pulled it out… VOILA! ROTTEN SLED! I gaged so hard on the putrid cotton, it literally looked like a piece of rotting flesh, but the bottom was still a little bit white... like a sled covered in snow
Next time someone makes me angry, I'm going to sneak a rotten sled into their salad.