Rooted 

1. adjective (adj): Too tired to function properly; related to being overtired, exhausted, fatigued, incoherent, etc.

Roi: "Dude I haven't gotten any sleep lately, I have no clue what I'm doing or where I am. I can still take you home though."

Ron: "NO! You are way too rooted to drive."

Rooted by Mac_Attack June 16, 2009

Rooted 

Capital steeze. The best ever. Sick. Sweet.

Patrice Bergeron is rooted.

He’s soooo rooted bro.

Rooted by aveeeeeeeeeeeeee May 20, 2022

Rooted 

Capital steeze. The best. Sick. Sweet. Awesome.

Patrice Bergeron is rooted.

He’s sooooo rooted bro.

Rooted by aveeeeeeeeeeeeee May 20, 2022

rooted 

If something is "rooted", it has had the "Royal Order Of The Dick"

Your car isn't going - it's had the Royal Order (It's fucked!)

rooted by Sharpy August 25, 2004

rooted 

So fucked you cbf doing anything

im fucking rooted after today

rooted by Root-er January 27, 2003

Rooted 

The experience of drinking enough kava (drink made from the roots of the South Pacific kava plant) to feel strong relaxation and sedative effects for an extended period of time.

- "Hey, man... want to drink another kava?"

- "Nah, dude. I'm already pretty rooted. Think I'll sit this one out well, if you insist I guess I can have one more."

Rooted by OG_Roottender February 4, 2022

rooted.mips aka mips

Owner Of The (Priority Botnet) 2017-TODAY

This Said Legend Has Been Running The "BOTNET" Community For The Past 4 Years And Has High Knowledge And Will Not Let Anything Get In His Path With His Creation "Priority Botnet" He Is Known For The Massive Amount Of Power And His Highly Advanced Designs On His Botnet's Terminal Or (CnC). His Said Botnet "Priority" Blew Up Because Of His Layer7 Power Taking Down GOV Sites With Ease And His Great Way Of Advertising His Botnet And His Very Cheap And Simple Prices For Such High Power! (He May Be A Threat To Our Nowadays Online Services ETC)

His Theme On His Botnet Is Always The Said Rapper "JUICE WRLD" or "JARAD ANTHONY HIGGINS"

hey, did you know rooted.mips aka mips owns priority botnet

rooted.mips aka mips by anon user 1734 May 10, 2021