Ronaldinho 

Foolish popular belief is that this kid is from Brasil and really good at football.

The truth is that he is an alien who has visited Earth, liked the concept of a game of football and has decided to stick around. His skills are quite obviously not of this world. Makes mockery of defenders. Pulls of tricks nobody even thought of, let alone used on a football pitch. The most naturally gifted player of current football era.

You know that Ronaldinho's goal that put England out, that everyone thinks he didn't mean it?

Oh, he meant it.

Ronaldinho by Dark Shadow May 13, 2005

back roading 

driving around on back roads (gravel or dirt) while getting high or drunk. (see gravel roading)

Hey guys, I'm really bored. Let's go back roading!

back roading by Emily December 29, 2004

Rondingal 

Some fucking nonce who is also a furry. He doesn’t admit to being one though.

Yo Isn’t Rondingal such a gay ass furry?

Rondingal by Rondingals dad February 26, 2020

Urban Off-Roading 

Urban Off-Roading is the intentional use of a vehicle, typically a non four wheel drive vehicle, as a off road vehicle in an urban environment. Urban Off-Roading is not strictly limited to non four wheel drive vehicles, in some situations, four wheel drive may be recommended. Location(s) or obstacle(s) of which urban off roader may encounter: staircases, benches, curbs, center medians, guard rails, parking space dividers, parking garages or lots, ect. Urban Off-Roading is not to be mistaken for Carkour. Urban Off-Roading is a far more aggressive and dangerous approach to Carkour. Also, Urban Off-Roading has no purpose but to exist as itself, only for off-roading and entertainment purposes. Carkour exists as a form of entertainment as well as a mode of transportation.

Hey dude. My friends and I are going Urban Off-Roading this weekend in downtown LA. My buddy is bringing his Cherokee, but I am bringing my Corolla.

Urban Off-Roading by Ryan Washburn June 20, 2011

Old Town Roading

The act of blasting “Old Town Road” by Lil Nas X.

There was a lot of Old Town Roading at the party.

Old Town Roading by Whatsanpseudonym June 13, 2019

off roading 

When one takes a four wheel drive vehicle off of pavement and onto a dirt trail or field and drives around having fun. Best done in a Jeep.

I want to go off roading so bad.

I just found this awesome place to go off roading, I took my jeep and it handled perfectly

off roading by Ryan L.. August 14, 2005

ronaldinho 

either
1. one of the ugliest motherfuckers you will ever see, or
2. one of the best soccer players you will ever see.

Ronaldinho might be both.

ronaldinho by Adrian August 19, 2006