Roadside-Romeo 

A guy who has nothing to do in life but to flirt around and eve-tease girls. Guys are always proud to be roadside Romeos.

Women: Why are you whistling at me? Are you a roadside-romeo or what??
Man: Bitch, Yes I am chick!

Roadside-Romeo by DJ Gaurav May 15, 2006

roadside olympics 

roadside sobriety test.

Jose Contreras: Thank God I passed that shit, I hardly even remember taking it.
Bruce Lee: Roadside olympics baby.

roadside olympics by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007

Roadside Porn 

When walking in country lanes and coming across a gap in the hedge, it's common place to discover Roadside Porn.

This can either be when porn is left abandoned in a bush, most of the time a pile of magazines that have had to be removed because of fear of being discovered when visitors 'pop round the house'. In some severe cases the roadside porn will be attached to bushes and trees in the clearing.

' Clare, Clare look what I found! '

'What?'

'It's roadside porn!'

'Eww!'

Roadside Porn by lilmissmush February 6, 2010

roadside rape 

Rape on the roadside

That person got roadside raped

roadside rape by Sushy March 20, 2017

Roadside beday 

When you're on a road trip and you gotta take a shit. No towels, no wipes, use that 2 liter of Mountain Dew that's keeping you awake. Take that dump, shake it up, and spray it up yo crack. Shake, rinse, repeat. Save a little for the rest of the drive.

Bro, I gotta go, pull over. I'll use your mountain dew as my roadside beday.

Roadside beday by DAS206 July 19, 2019

roadside roastbeef

the female equivalent of roadhead.

i had some roadside roastbeef last night, and it tasted great.

roadside roastbeef by sloppy suzanne October 30, 2009

Roadside Cider 

The plastic bottles of piss found in the gutters and verges of roads everywhere.

My windscreen washers have run out! No problem there's a bottle of roadside cider a few yards down the road - eurggh

Roadside Cider by Fukuwarai February 13, 2009