Ripcord 

noun. The act of opening a canned alcoholic beverage in a fashion resembling the pulling of a parachute ripcord. Typically done in a party atmosphere and produces less than the intended dramatic results. Usually considered the red headed step child of the more popular beer bong and shotgun. In short, a let down.

Dude, check out this ripcord! Maybe you won’t be disappointed this time!

Ripcord by WTConrey November 20, 2007

ripcord 

During a reach-around, the same person giving the reach-around is also licking ass, and when the receiver of the handjob has an orgasm, they simultaneously projectile feces on the person giving the reach-around and licking the asshole.

Dood what happened last night, what was that about wanting to go parachuting? No man, I had to hose her off because she totally ripcorded me!

ripcord by Master of the Ripcord August 2, 2010

Ripcord 

ripcord: noun
During "doggy style" sex, the act of the male reaching down and yanking hair out from around the anus of his female partner in order to elicit a firm, involuntary clench from her vagina.

ripcord: verb
To yank a woman's anal hairs out during sex, particularly doggy style sex.

"She was a total MILF, but I wasn't getting enough stimulation, so I pulled the ripcord!"

Ripcord by Cap May 13, 2006

ripcord 

To gain a large amount of weight rapidly.

Mike: Ryan, have you seen chain-dog lately?
Ryan: No, what's going on?
Mike: Bro-ham, he just got back from England from a work assignment & put on 50 pounds in a year!
Ryan: NO WAY!
Mike: Totally, bro-ham, he pulled the ripcord!

ripcord by Nick Falco May 9, 2005

Ripcord 

When someone blows a massive fart, or howitzer

Hooo shit, who just ripped the Ripcord?

Ripcord by Shaun Bettencourt November 6, 2006

ripcord 

The act of performing a stand up 69, in which the male is standing, and the woman is upside down. You have your arms around her waist, bite down on her clit, and let go.

"She said she was extreme, but she wasn't ready for the ripcord"

ripcord by Nick Stroup September 18, 2006

ripcord 

while getting head, the bitch pulls on your cock like a ripcord.

The whore was pulling on my cock like a ripcord

ripcord by rabrah01 October 14, 2007