The Red Nut is attained by sprinting towards a chain-linked fence and proceeding to vault the fence, whilst vaulting you scrape the scrotum against the metal wiring at the top of the fence. Once landing has been achieved you witness blood running down your leg followed by a pink tainted goop. This is the testicle that has been severed from the sac. The blood covered testicle is known as The Red Nut.

Did you see what happened to Timmy? Heard he got The Red Nut.

The Red Nut by DyrEducation August 15, 2018

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Mexican Redbut

The act of crapping so much the next day after spicy food from a mexican joint that your asshole is red and sore, almost making it impossible to wipe properly or walk normal

That burrito with habanero peppers gave me a serious bout of mexican redbut the next morning. It hurt so bad after the third shit I couldnt even wipe. At the end of the day I had to throw my underwear away because of the minor assbleeding and shit stains

Mexican Redbut by The Blueman September 19, 2009

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relnut

noun

a. abbreviation for religious nut

b. a person who is a religious fanatic or a religious zealot

c. a person who pushes his/her religious view points upon others but rejects considering the religious or non-religious view points of others

d. a person who has surrendered his/her thought processes to, normally, ancient belief system(s) based on old, unsubstantiated word-of-mouth stories

During a break from rehearsals at school, this relnut suddenly appeared and began proselytizing to the cast.

While discussing the lyrics to one of the Beatles' songs, a relnut from within our group stated that, if you play their songs backwards, you'll hear satanic messages.

relnut by Trussminer January 28, 2010

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renutriatize

The act or process of allowing soil to regain its nutrient value

After using that field for so long the farmer moved fields so it could renutriatize.

renutriatize by The next Shakespeare February 1, 2023

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