Red wine lips 

When your lips are red from drinking red wine.

Dude, I just drank half a bottle of Merlot, hence the red wine lips.

Red wine lips by alpen19 July 2, 2011

Red Wine Night

That one night at Thunderdome when a cute guy drinks red wine for most of the day and drunkenly sticks his tongue in your mouth for the first time and doesn't recall a thing the next day.

"Oh, that doesn't count as a first kiss, it was Red Wine Night."

Red Wine Night by OOHOO December 12, 2014

red wine spinaigrette 

When a man has unprotected sex with a girl on her period, then has unprotected sex with an undressed salad, then has sex with the same girl's mom as the girl eats the salad all while on a merry-go-round

Our day at the carnival was ruined by a red wine spinaigrette.

red wine spinaigrette by sqweeeeeeen July 23, 2019

Red Wine Rage

The anger that comes from drinking two, or more glasses of red wine.

I'm totally sorry for last night. Blame it on the Red Wine Rage.

Red Wine Rage by 99.9 Virgin Radio August 25, 2011

Red wine fiasco 

when you start/are on your period.

the red wine is yur blood (duh.)
n a fiasco is a big to do, not allways a good one ;)

the good thing is, if you say it, no one understands ^______^

girl : omfg!!! my red wine fiasco has started!!! *runs off*

guy: what??

Red wine fiasco by SKooBird696 November 20, 2009

red wine smile 

When someone smiles at you after drinking red wine and you can see the color of the wine sticking to the plaque in their teeth.

The merlot certainly made my jokes funnier but the red wine smiles were quite gross.

red wine smile by #1 Cronin August 6, 2011

red wine mistakes mythology 

Best. Song. From. Jack. Johnson.

(Hawaiian Singer)

Go listen to the song *Red Wine Mistakes Mythology* from Jack Johnson

red wine mistakes mythology by Crazy_Senpai February 28, 2021