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recreational acupuncture 

A form of SM play in which one temporarily pierces the skin with sterile hypodermic or acupuncture needles.

Synonyms: Play Piercing, Needle Play
She likes bondage, flogging, and a little recreational acupuncture

recreational pussy plowing 

banging without intention to procreate, also known as sex with a condom.
I’ve taken up yoga and recreational pussy plowing in place of drugs and alcohol so I’m living my best life rn bois

recreationally offended 

the action of actively seeking societal issues that may or may not cause frustration or resentment.
Mike is such a recreationally offended douche, he's always on Gawker looking for reasons to be pissed off.

Recreational Sex 

* Sex without the goal of procreation.

* Not baby making sex.

* Sex just for fun.
I hear you and Nancy have been hitting the sheets every night. Are you trying to knock her up?

Nah, she is on the pill. We are just having recreational sex.

slightly reheated in the microwave 

When an insult is very weak.
Jimmy: You look like a fake person!
Paul: Bruh, that was slightly reheated in the microwave!

i will stab you in the face, repeatedly 

A phrase i use when i'm truly pissed and about to snap
"if you don't shutup right now, i will stab you in the face, repeatedly"