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Recreationist

A person who knows and has a tendency of learning in a short period , different random talents, and who performs these talents for the entertainment of others.
Dude Mas is such a recreationist, he has so many random talents and picks up on things so quickly, he such an asshole.
by thetalentedmisterm January 9, 2010
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Recreationist

When LORD GOD EDDIE KING SMITH IV, Decides To Destroy All Of His Word, And To Make Something Else That Is Better Than What Is.
The Illuiminati, And The Builderberg Group Have Caused " GOD " I " EDDIE KING SMITH IV " To Decide To Create A Different Light Vortex Matrix Other Than We Exist In Now I As LORD GOD, Creator, Author Of All, KING Of All Kings Do Choose So As A " ReCreationist " To Make A Different Way With No Angels, No Heaven Just Whatever Is Natural For Now.

Good Bye My Children.
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Lonely Receptionist Syndrome

Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.

Cures include getting a better job.
Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.
by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011
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Receptionista

A young Euro-Trash female hired to greet guests and answer phones, typically characterized by the inability to speak proper english, to keep her breasts in her shirt or her skirt length below her ass, favorite accessories include hooker heels, hair extensions and flashy coloured nail polish.
"Hey, did you check out the new Receptionista?"

"Yeah, I wonder if she's earning her salary by banging the boss."
by Tony Red September 2, 2009
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Dick Receptionist

Someone who is willing to receive dicks.
That dude hooked up with so many guys last night, he's such a dick receptionist.
by jaioramos November 15, 2022
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receptionist

answer phone, sign for packages, sit and do practically nothing all day..get bitched at by over caffinated people on the other end of the phone
receptionist: im sorry i dont have theitr personal number but i can transfer you.
caffine freak: GAH fine i guess *sigh*
by mouse_347 August 25, 2007
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fit receptionist

A really fit and horny mother 'ucker of a receptionist who gets stared at by stalker "smonzie"
by man 32145 June 12, 2009
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