You’ll never be happy until you meet a Rard. The bdsm community absolutely hates him because he has exactly what they can’t have. Its obvious what his favorite color is because his hair is blue. You’ll know you’ve met the right Rard if he’s wearing his pornhub hoodie. He can read the minds of women and even his boyfriends as well. He definitely missed his calling as a comedian and instead decided to be a porn producer. You will probably make a porn with him because he is so suave and charismatic that you will instantly fall in love with him.

Most likely if you’re a hater you were once in love with him but couldn’t handle his extreme passion and love and had a disorder.

He’s currently dating the most amazing partners. If you ever meet a Rard...beg for it! Because going Rard is going hard!! Fuck the haters, love the Rard.

I can’t stop loving Rard! Even if I’m trying to put him in prison...all his current partners are crying please don’t do it. No matter what Rard will always love his princess, permanent little, and baby kangaroo.

Rard by Jay Joey orne April 22, 2019

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Rard

A rard.
To be rarded.

A more meme way of saying retard.

Guy 1: *spills all his beans while watching cars 2*
Guy 2: Yo, this nigga eating beans. *sits bvack down in their chair* *mumbles to himself* what a fucking rard

Rard by Sickmotherfucker August 5, 2018

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rard sale

a cross between a yard and a rummage sale.

there was a rard sale at the church the other day; all a bunch of christian shit nobody wanted.

rard sale by storie November 26, 2006

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Noggle Rard

That retarded horse you have in Red Dead Redemption 2 that never comes over to you when you whistle for it’s stupid ass.

ELIJAH: “My Noggle Rard gives me autism...”

AJ: “Mine does too!”

Noggle Rard by Indiana Jones Wild March 7, 2019

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