quaffle 

Either a series of queefs or one loud, massive queef.

Sally hoped that no one had heard the huge, rumbling quaffle she had ripped in the middle of class.

To amuse herself in the bathtub, Christy twisted her thigh and let out a bubbling quaffle.

quaffle by Ppabs September 4, 2005

quaffle 

Contrary to popular belief, a quaffle is NOT that Harry Potter thing! A quaffle is what you call a waffle that's been placed in a blender and liquidized into a beverage.

Quaff a waffle! Thus, it's a quaffle.

quaffle by Liz February 3, 2005

Quaffed 

To have previously queefed.

Tina and Jenny quaffed today during biology.

Quaffed by TehLeafyLettuce October 29, 2011

quaffle 

When a girl with blue waffle queefs

Known to be make a grown man shit himself

Girl: Just stick it in me! (Opens legs and...)
Cvleektklelalskeghtelz! (qwaffles)
Guy: I just shit myself and I need to brush my teeth.
Girl: Sorry about my quaffle
Guy: (leaves)

quaffle by Perplexing Enigma April 10, 2011

perfectly quaffed hair

David Hasselhoff.

David Hasselhoff has perfectly quaffed hair.

perfectly quaffed hair by TheHoffenator November 3, 2013

Quaffed out

(adj) Being at the peak of sex appeal level.

Also:
To have a glorified mullet

"Yo, Tek's mullet is mad quaffed out. I wish i had his sex appeal."

"That nig is mad quaffed out"

Quaffed out by educated sexpod October 14, 2004

quafflecopter 

spinning and shooting randomly

"my quafflecopter goes powpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowwpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpow

quafflecopter by LEGIT Dil February 11, 2009