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pressing pickle 

Pressing your wiener against a babershop window
Yep, someone's pressing pickle down at Joes
pressing pickle by p0c November 10, 2016

pressing matter 

...a stool that is knocking on your back door
"I have a PRESSING MATTER that I need to attend to, in the bathroom..."
pressing matter by yippa March 17, 2023

pressing down on the button 

Is when you hold your dick while carrying on an otherwise normal conversation with another individual.
The whole time he was on the phone with her he was pressing down on the button.

Pressing Ham 

Exposing your bare ass and spreading your butt cheeks onto an object possibly leaving a slight anal residue to the surface.
"Bro, I was Pressing Ham on my neighbors door handle last night and my best buddy opened the door right after"
Pressing Ham by Johny Cakes May 8, 2012

pressing glass 

Being the first in line to wait for a gondola to open on a ski day; being pressed upon the glass gondola doors.
The forecast is predicting 16 fresh new inches of snow for tomorrow, I will definitely be pressing glass!
pressing glass by Kahliki76 March 15, 2015

pressing her coconuts 

when you get all up in a biddy's business like goldman sachs
I spent the better part of the night pressing her coconuts.
pressing her coconuts by Dr Mo November 24, 2009