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Pottstown 10

All the dudes in Pottstown think your a ten but when you leave your an instant two
Pottstown 10 by Audisky March 25, 2022

West Pittston 

A small town south of Scranton and North of Wilkes-Barre, nestled down by the Susquehanna River. Home to the infamous "Smurls" poltergeist haunting. Also home to Playboys/Philanthropists, Luke Berti and Chris Tarullo.
Tom-"What town are we passing?"
Joe-"West Pittston."
Tom-"What the fuck is West Pittston?'
West Pittston by CobraTank January 15, 2011

pittston prowler

When a man hides in an outhouse to watch you take a growler.

The 49-year-old Pittston man is charged again – this time in federal court – with climbing into a pit toilet in the White Mountain National Forest.

Authorities say a 9-year-old boy saw Moody climbing out of a toilet at the Hastings Campground on Memorial Day and two other witnesses saw him walk away from the outhouse. The campground is about three miles south of Gilead, just east of the New Hampshire border.
Gary said he loves to get his pittston prowler on when he's camping in New England.
pittston prowler by grizza78 September 2, 2009

pittston area 

a school infested wholly with cackroaches and fourteen year old scene sluts. the lockers leak, and so do the kids brains from all the pot they smoke.
"lol a kid got busted today at pittston area for bringing his bong to school!"
pittston area by lolzerskaters4L November 18, 2007

Pittston 

1) Town in Northeastern Pennsylvania. Primary languages are Heynabonics, Hipster and some English

2) Home to most of the hipster/scene kid/prep population in Pennsylvania

3) Most underage AA members and drug addicts per capita possibly on the east coast

4) One of the few places in the United States where the marching band is better then the football team will ever be, even in the wildest dreams of the most drunken football player

5) Town that is in dire need of more whambulances due to the almost constant amount of kids crying on facebook about their lives.
Person 1: Hey man wanna go down to Pittston?
Person 2: No, Why would I? I don't need any more drugs, beer, hipsters, scene kids, preps, potheads, or whinny kids.
Person 1: Yea, same here. High five!
Pittston by coupletwotree October 4, 2011

Potatowned 

Originally used when someone noticed that Merry or Meriadoc Brandybuck in The Lord of the Rings seemed to pronounce potatowned quite well with his mouth. A clip was made and distributed throughout the internet. This clip can be viewed here:

potatowned.com/upload/potatowned.gif

The evolution of the term allowed it to travel across the globe, hitting and sticking with none other than gamers. While playing games such as Counter-Strike, World of Warcraft, and even Battlefield 2, you can find other gamers using the term.

Most gamers have picked up other statements such as "tomatowned" along the way as well.

There is now a small and growing website community that has picked up the domain www.potatowned.com and uses it for recreational off topic discussions.
While hanging out - "dude that freaking rocked, Chuck Norris just potatowned that guy by roundhouse kicking him in the face!"

In use of the website - "holy crap did you see that one sweet video? I found it at potatowned.com"

While gaming - "Z0mg Roffle Copters... t3h nub just got potatowned!"