Potomac

A city where everyone lives in lala land, having no idea what the real world is like and smoking pot is a full time job. Kids get a BMW as their first car and if they crash it they get a better one. Girls refuse to leave their multi-million dollar houses if no make up is available to put on. Montgomery mall seems to the mothership for all teenagers. Girls are easy, in order to fit in. Friends pass girls around like soap.

girl 1: wtf! my daddy bought me a fucking convertable BMW for my 16th birthday!

Girl 2: aw shit, what a bummer. Now what?

Girl 1: I think i'll crash it so i'll get a better one. I always wanted a Ferrari anyways.

Girl 2: Seriously. Like, BMW is for people who live in Silverspring or Gaithersburg. ew.

Potomac by wtf May 13, 2005

potomac

because potomac is the city where the highest income families in the country live, it is the most stereotyped city too. everybody thinks potomac is full of japs but that isn't true. yes, we may be rich, but don't assume that everyone is a spoiled, stuck-up bitch. a town where the girls are hot, the guys are hot and prep fashion is ALWAYS in. in addition, churchill dominates every other high school in the area. GO DAWGS!

hot guy #1: check out that hottie over there
hot guy #2: damnn and she looks rich as shit too..she must be from potomac
hot guy #1: sweet!

potomac by inlovewithpotomac January 30, 2005

Potomac

A river that separates Maryland from Virginia

When you're driving South on 95, leave your mind on the Maryland side of the Potomac.

Potomac by Steviedee July 16, 2004

Potomac

The city with the hottest kids ever. Preppy is always the style and you are never to old for ribbons. Its ok to get a mercedes as your first car, the only reason you wouldn't is if your parents didn't want to spoil you. You go into Bethesda for school....Holtons the best of course. You know the Potomac school isn't actually in Potomac and that Potomac Pizza doesn't actually have the best pizza in Potomac.

Guy 1: Damn shes hott
Guy 2: Ya Ive seen her, she lives in POTOMAC
Guy 1: duhh

Potomac by POTOMAC lover February 10, 2005

potomac

the best prep town in the world!hotties live there!

ur hot. u must be from potomac.

potomac by hooverinian May 30, 2006

Potomac

A small town in Eastern Illinois near Hoopeston. All the girls think they are country and everyone secretly hates everyone. There is one girl from there who gets around so much we all know who I'm talking about and she's not even 16 yet.

Hey, will you run me to Potomac to go see some white trash walking around with jean shorts and cowboy boots?

Potomac by Mark Serion August 20, 2013

Potomac

A town where rich, snobby people between the ages of 18-25 never grow up. They rely on Mommy and Daddy for money and pretty much get whatever they want. The boys all pop their collars and think someone owes them something. The girls, whose names mostly start with the letter "K", are sluts that wear tight clothes and can't get guys for themselves so they go to other area towns to steal other people's boyfriends. No one outside of the town actually ever goes there for parties, leaving one to assume that the townspeople are highly incestuous. They are also not very bright, continuously referring to their community as P-town, when it should actually be "P-Ville"...guess their schools aren't up to par either.

Girl 1: That girl is TOTALLY all over my boyfriend.
Girl 2: It's one of those Poolsville sluts.

Potomac by G-burg14 September 16, 2005