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Plopper

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"Those beans are destroying my plopper"
by poopie_mayor January 13, 2020
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Plopper

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An individual who doesn’t just sit down he ploppes down
They wanted to know what type of guy he was, was he a sitter or a plopper
by Koifer749 January 2, 2022
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plopper stopper

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Plopper stopper-laying down sheets of toilet paper on the surface of the toilet water to arrest the backsplash on your ass.
Ever had to use a toilet at a not so clean rest stop. You don't wanna sit down and with the added elevation above the water you dread the caca water splash from the poop plop. Just lay down ample sheets of toilet paper on the surface the water to break the fall. That's a plopper stopper.

"Hey bro, that toilet was nasty. I put down a plopper stopper for sure."

"If you're going to use that restroom, I'd put down a plopper stopper."
by ED Gordo January 11, 2013
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Crumple Plopper

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A Crumple Plopper is a plopper who dumps irregular and crumpled plops. These plops emerge slowly and painfully at first but then as the pressure builds they are finally boshed into the world with great force and gusto. Staining the pan's sides and spreading their foul and odorous miasma they eventually engulf their victims much like a big Welsh girl's knicker gusset.
My, my, is that an irregular and misshapen plop Sir Blundell Huge-Blundell? It looks to me as if you have been guzzling a gigantic curried gruffalo to produce such a Crumple Plopper.
by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2011
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Water plopper

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When a poo is dropped that weighs more than the water but is not buoyant, it propels water into the air going straight up your crack thus cleaning your butt without the need of toilet paper.
Will went to the toilet and let out a water plopper, oops.
by Badgerglue March 5, 2009
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harry plopper

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U can take spider pig with you

He's not spider pig anymore he's harry plopper
by dj-donny January 9, 2009
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The Red Plopper

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Peeing, pooping and having a period at the same time
I am so sore, i had The Red Plopper last night.
by greentopdude February 15, 2018
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