Plooning 

The act of platonically spooning, or spooning with no romantic intentions, solely for friendly comfort and affection

To best friend: "I've been in a sad mood all day and I am in need of some comfort. Do you feel like plooning?"

Plooning by shannonk November 12, 2013

Plooting 

Disposing of looted goods in bodies of water.

He looted all night long, but when he came to his senses in the morning he began to feel bad, so instead of returning the loot he started plooting the river instead by throwing it all in.

Plooting by Terrafirmick December 21, 2012

tank-proofing 

When you make a claim that is virtually only listing facts whilst in a debate. Origin: a tank is pieced of metal sheets that are connected to each other with studs and welding seams. The facts used as an argument in a conversation are seen as the metal studs and the welding that keep the tank together.

Bob: "...and that's why gay men have a 200-time bigger probability of getting H.."
Melvin: "Tank-proofing! Tank-proofing! Hate facts! BIGOT!!"

tank-proofing by Burt Milhorse Eriksson June 14, 2021

Tag Proofing 

Making sure there's no tags left on your clothes after you buy them and go out to wear.

" Mom can you tag proof my before I go out to the movies with Jake? "

" I need a Tag proofing before I go out tonight "

Tag Proofing by AbnormalAshley January 7, 2010

poofinger sushi 

Although it's origins are a mystery, poofinger sushi master Robococck is the only known producer of this fine dining delicacy. This culinary treat can only be produced by taking a dump, not washing your hands, and then proceeding to create a masterfully crafted sushi dish.

Restaurant survey question: What did you have and did you enjoy your meal?
Restaurant survey answer: I had the poofinger sushi platter it was amazing.

poofinger sushi by shadoinkin June 20, 2018

Ninja poofing

To ninja poof would be to smoke (marijuana, tobacco, etc.) while hidden, usually very near people. Bushes work well.

I see you ninja poofing behind that dumpster

Ninja poofing by Cordmeister July 8, 2010

Plooking 

Having sex. Getting it in. The act of fornication.

Jacob "Are ya'll going to plook tonight?"
John "Yeah, bro we're plooking tonight!"

Plooking by freeny June 6, 2012