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Platelingus 

plate-a-lingus noun

The act of licking one's plate clean, to complete and utter satisfaction - often with a great degree of sensuality.

The most intimate form of completing a meal - to lick the entire plate free of all deliciousness.
The pot roast was so delicious, John engaged in platelingus to lap up the remaining gravy.

Dude, this homemade BBQ sauce is gonna get some platelingus after I finish these ribs.
Platelingus by Nails11 July 7, 2011

Ploitering 

(Verb) pretending to work when your not
He's ploitering
Ploitering by Harden_soul June 8, 2016

Paltering 

Paltering (gerund or verb) and palter (verb) refer to an extremely common practice of lying and deceiving with true statements. Probably the most common form of paltering (especially among politicians and interviewees on media) is answering a challenging or embarrassing question with a statement which is true but does not address the original question. Frustrated questioners sense the lie, but instead of identifying the paltering, often rephrase and repeat their original question. Strangely, very few know this word and its phenomenon, thinking a lie must be only a misstatement of fact. Check out a long scholarly article on paltering at www.apa.org/pubs/journals/releases/psp-pspi0000081.pdf .
By subtle paltering, the witness at a Senate hearing avoided all the challenging and important questions that Senators directed his way, leaving the Senators with a sense of confusion and frustration.
Paltering by billdc June 4, 2018

platterico 

Plattekill NY. Named for the large Puerto Rican/ Hispanic population of the area.
It is a great day to pick some apples in Platterico
platterico by mrots September 30, 2007

platerin 

Anything has a cool feeling, sound, or appearance
Squishing your foot into moist mud
Typing with fake nails on a keyboard

That tile is so platerin with its pluppy grapes sticking out from the wall
platerin by allison lauren hillary January 11, 2009

Platting your Poo 

to waste time doing something that is totally pointless and has no real value to it.

Can be used as an insult to a time wasting procrastinator who would do anything rather than something productive.
hey stop "Platting your Poo" and get over here!

what have you been doing all day, "Platting your Poo"?
Platting your Poo by Pinkcass March 8, 2010