phallicing

The act of cleaning foreskin

I wasn't circumcised so I spend my morning phallicing in the shower

by Huin Ppang December 23, 2018

phallicam

Hidden camera looking through one's unzipped fly.

Used to see the world through the eyes of a man's phallus, hence the name.

Damn dogg I got video of so many asses using phallicam!

by I M A Dogg January 6, 2009

phallic splendor

the manifest glory exhibited by prominent male reproductive organs

The entire crowd was awestruck by the speaker's phallic splendor.

by Keyboard Inseminator April 10, 2004

phallic equation

The phallic equation is the simple equality:
8=D

Solve for D:
17=D+9
8=D

Oooh the phallic equation!!

by course18 September 3, 2006

phallicacy

A combination of phallic and fallacy, phallicacy refers to a lie or exaggeration regarding the size of one's penis.

He claimed he had 9 inches. I fucked him last night, and determined that was a phallicacy.

by g50007 May 2, 2008

phallicism

the worship or devotion to the penis especially as to fertility

My wife is entranced with phallicism and loves to play with my phallus and I give her what she wants.

by gringo feliz March 11, 2014

Phallic Snack

A combination of food items which, when laid on the table in a special way, create an unmistakably phallic image.

Offering up a banana and two hardboiled eggs, Dan said to the 9am break group, "Have a bite of my tasty phallic snack."

by Sarah Lubeck February 24, 2005