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Jeff Pesos 

Jeff Pesos is what Jeff Bezos will become if he were to change his nationality to mexican and convert all his cash and assets into Pesos.
Person 1: Yo I'm going to do a Jeff Pesos
Person 2: What are you crazy?!!?
Person 1: Nah gringo I'm just moving up in Mexican culture
Person 2: Alright hermano! Take care!
Jeff Pesos by Payday2CheeseBurger August 16, 2021
When most of the world hears pesos, they think Mexico, however the peso is traded in several other countries in Latin-America, in fact, some hispanics use the word pesos for the dollar in the United States, another sign of their silent conquest.
White guy: How much for these firecrackers my good man.

Sales Person: itss 20 pesos, senor.
Pesos by Fuego Caliente March 24, 2010
- Hey Juan, I came in Adriana's pesos... I kind of regret it.

- Don't say that Antonio, you'll be a juanderful father for your childrens.
Pesos by Dart March 3, 2008

Jeff Pesos 

Hey lads! Jeffrey Bezos here, I'm going convert all my assets and cash into Pesos!
Person 1: Hey Bro! I'm going to do a Jeff Pesos!
Person 2: Bro that's crazy you're going to be so rich!!!

dollars to pesos 

used to emphasis a point when you know you are right. it stems from the value of pesos versus dollars
I bet you dollars to pesos that that dude is a fag!
dollars to pesos by Marie_Alabama November 19, 2007