Jeff Pesos is what Jeff Bezos will become if he were to change his nationality to mexican and convert all his cash and assets into Pesos.
Person 1: Yo I'm going to do a Jeff Pesos
Person 2: What are you crazy?!!?
Person 1: Nah gringo I'm just moving up in Mexican culture
Person 2: Alright hermano! Take care!
When most of the world hears pesos, they think Mexico, however the peso is traded in several other countries in Latin-America, in fact, some hispanics use the word pesos for the dollar in the United States, another sign of their silent conquest.