Percich 

A surname of Croatian descent. Perciches are known for being exceptionally gifted with intelligence and beauty. All Americans with the last name Percich are descended from the great King Percich, a god-like ruler who was beloved and worshiped for his strength and wisdom. Many Perciches are also gifted with extraordinary height. Considered by many to be the greatest surname of all time.

Cory: "Why are you so sad today?"
Nick: "Because I wish I was a Percich."

Percich by Bud Percich December 29, 2010

Parking Garage 

To engage in sexual behavior

"Do you want to Parking Garage?"
"We we're Parking Garaging last night"
"Let's Parking Garage on the Parking Garage"

Parking Garage by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 August 5, 2018

Nigger Parking 

Nigger parking is pulling a vehicle up to the ass of another vehicle parked
in a driveway, effectively blocking the pedestrians sidewalk access.
Pedestrians have to go in the street to get around the offending vehicle.

"All these lowlifes nigger parking are blocking the sidewalk.
Might as well just walk in the fucking street"!

Nigger Parking by IH8JIGS August 26, 2017

Human Parking Cone 

When two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

You can find a human parking cone at New York's hottest club, Blitzen!

Human Parking Cone by RedAckbar December 14, 2010

Imvu Parking

Having your avatar in a chat room for a long period of time without speaking.

Can you stop Imvu Parking!

Imvu Parking by shwaggatshwaggat June 22, 2013

perkiscizing 

Noun/Verb: The work out designed by Tony Perkis, a character in the movie heavyweights who is played by Ben Stiller.

Your man tits are fat and saggy, you'd probably hurt yourself perkiscizing...

perkiscizing by ULTRA PI PI April 19, 2010

parking the squid 

Trying to have sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis

I was going so well, but when we got back to my hotel I just just ended up parking the squid!

parking the squid by Bill Hagger January 28, 2016