Misplaced Pensioner 

A game for multiple people where one person takes a confused OAP and leaves them somewhere random. It's up to the others to find the Pensioner before they starve to death.

Steve: How's your grandad?
Dave: Didn't you hear? We were playing Misplaced Pensioner and just didn't get to him in time

Misplaced Pensioner by IDrinkAndKnowThings June 21, 2023

Pensioners 

As in Pensioners Nap. A short snooze (usually no more than 20 Min) which seems to have god like powers of ressurection.

After last nights session i'm hooped. I could do with a pensioners.

Pensioners by Big Shag. January 16, 2010

Pensioner

A pensioner is a old duffer who takes barley enough money to live and the popular show still game a legendary show and just be careful if there sleeping

Person 1: hawl is that old pensioner sleeping or is he deed
Person 2: al check SHES STEALING YOUR PENSION!!
Pensioner: huh whos there

Person 2: naw hes fine

Pensioner by Steve not stephe January 11, 2020

pensioner porn 

A type of erotica, usually in the form of a romance novel or story, which to most under the age of sixty five, is just some lame smut, but to a pensioner, it is the sexiest thing since short legged drawers.

Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!

pensioner porn by Johann Sebastian Snuff March 14, 2021

Pensioners pad 

A house or apartment where two pensioners or more reside, where frequent parties, drinking and cooking is usally involved. Above-mentioned residencies are usually well maintained, level-floored and perfectly equipped.

Peter sold his house in the suburbs after retirering from the military and bought him and his wife a big ass pensioners pad.

Pensioners pad by RJKIXS August 29, 2023

Cunt pensioner 

A pimp; someone who make immoral gains from prostituting women.

At the red light District I found a cunt pensioner and his menu of women and what they will do.

Cunt pensioner by SupervisorSwampy July 21, 2020

Soft as a pensioner's turd 

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.

Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.

Soft as a pensioner's turd by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021