Pedestrian Pick 

The act of getting a jump on a long line of traffic in a parking lot because some reckless pedestrian has decided to walk out in front of a car. Most beneficial when needing a left turn.

Driver: "Whoa! That fat lady almost got clipped by that Pinto."

Passenger: "Yeah, but that tub-of-lard cut off those other ten cars. Left turn please."

Driver: "Saved by the Pedestrian Pick!"

Pedestrian Pick by cjavysanchez13 May 10, 2011

Pedes A Deedling 

Referring to the awkward and creepy way that a typical house centipede moves.

"Oh my god! Look at those giant pedes a deedling across the floor."

"Yeah, that's a big ol' johnny deedling a deedling dee."

Pedes A Deedling by Yoshman90 August 25, 2011

poops gold and pees whiskey 

Someone very important to a group of people.

With as many touchdowns as Derrick Henry makes, they need to protect him like he poops gold and pees whiskey!

poops gold and pees whiskey by I, Wreckerrr January 31, 2021

flesh pedestrian 

*whispers* alternate name for skin walker. Saying “skin walker” aloud is said to bring unwanted attention from the entities. Using “flesh pedestrian” allows you to discuss the entities without risking attack.

My sister and I saw a flesh pedestrian while driving at night through the desert. I was so scared it would follow us!

flesh pedestrian by Niree1978 February 1, 2021

pedestrian face-off

An awkward situation in which two pedestrians, who are on a collision course with each other, are repeatedly unsuccessful in averting one another. As one person moves to their right, the other person moves to their left and vice versa. Each time they attempt a new maneuver, the frustrated pedestrians find themselves confronted by their counterpart. To the casual observer, these two people may appear to be dancing, but in reality, they both just want to get on with their lives.

These encounters are far less common in Europe – especially in Germany, where the government enforces pedestrian decorum through a stringent "bear right" policy. Pedestrian face-offs have been known to last upwards of ten seconds.

Randy: I just had a pedestrian face-off that lasted a good 15 seconds. In the end, we came to the mutual agreement that both of us should step to our right.
Dina: Wow, 15 seconds?! That's gotta be a world record or something.

pedestrian face-off by The Raging Bull August 25, 2005

Peesh Problems 

When you wake up and your penis is stuck to your leg

Travis Veth has peesh problems

Peesh Problems by Turd Burglar 2 March 4, 2012

peesicle

Clean urine which is then frozen for future use passing a drug test.

I gotta see my PO tomorrow. Remind me to thaw a peesicle.

peesicle by H Dot Fly January 13, 2008