Pasture Party 

When you go to a party that has a overwhelming amount of chunky/fatties and you want to describe the party or gathering to your friends.

"So, should I come to the party you are at? No It's a complete pasture party, cows and hogs everywhere."

Pasture Party by Mick Pasture May 29, 2009

PASTURE PRINCESS 

The farmers daughter who is set to inherit the farm and all amenities included.

Synonyms: Wife Material

Guy 1: "You asked out Jackie?! I thought you said she wasnt your type"

Guy 2: "I found out she's an only child. She's a pasture princess they don't have to be pretty. They just need to not believe in prenups."

PASTURE PRINCESS by Potter/Tioga memes September 8, 2018

pasture frisbee 

A flat, dried out, sometimes moist, semi circular, piece of cow dung used to throw like a frisbee. More often than not at someones face.

I chucked the gnarliest pasture frisbee at him last night while we were cow tipping.

Why is there a pasture frisbee on my pillow

pasture frisbee by 2fastnloose May 23, 2020

pasture pupper 

Adorable name for a cow. Used typically by those in the Mid-West due to the actions of the bovine and their large, but playful nature.

"aww, look at the little baby pasture pupper."

pasture pupper by ANOREXICSKELETON December 31, 2022

pasture blasting

The act of riding a dirt bike or quad through an empty field of pasture, usually at very fast speeds.

Jim bob has been out there pasture blasting on his Yamaha all afternoon.

pasture blasting by yamadog March 26, 2023

pasture hussy

A trashy rural woman who has even less shame than taste; shows tendency for greedy self-promotional behavior.

Kristine paid for her boob job by burning her trailer house down and collecting insurance money. She's a total pasture hussy.

pasture hussy by rachycakes April 5, 2026

Put Peter Out to Pasture 

Impotence; when even boner pills won't help.

Dagnabbit, time to put peter out to pasture. Lord take me now.

Put Peter Out to Pasture by SHLA July 24, 2012