opening up a can of whoop ass 

To unleash fury and anger, in the form of whooping ass

When Tom found out his friend Bill was nailing his girl, he solved the issue by opening up a can of whoop ass on Bill.

opening up a can of whoop ass by EatingTacosRightNow April 13, 2016

opening the advent calendar 

A nickname for masturbation during DDD.

Hey man, it's day 3 of DDD, I'm opening the advent calendar, gonna bust it.

opening the advent calendar by peepee poopoo shoe December 2, 2019

Opening a Can of Bruce Lee 

A term for someone who is going to kick someone's ass so hard it is indescribable without a person with whom is all powerful.
Copyright of EPrime and NOT CloudAsylum. Too bad, Cloud ^_^

"Dude that guy just stole my girl, I'm gonna be opening a can of Bruce Lee on him!"

Opening a Can of Bruce Lee by EPrimeTV August 30, 2013

Opening the Umbrella 

The act of masturbating under your blankets. "Opening the Umbrella" refers to the similar movements and look of someone opening an umbrella.

1. Jim: Dude, I just caught Billy opening the umbrella in his bed!

2. Earl: Oh! What are you doing there?

Steve: Nothing. Just opening an umbrella under here.

Opening the Umbrella by Ol' CB August 5, 2010

Opening Up 

Opening up...

Everytime she let someone into her mind
...her most sacred place...
She ends up getting hurt.

She craves intimacy. Real love.
Without agendas.

Opening up... Have you ever been able to bare your soul to another person?

...That's real vulnerability.

Opening Up by Beam.Me.Up October 27, 2022

Opening a destruction company

-When you absolutely screw the hell out of a girl.
-To pound the shit out of her, or destroy her vagina due to violent thrashing.

-Used when explaining to your friends about the previous incident that occured.

Guy 1 " dude last night I brought this chick home and opened a destruction company on her"

Guy2 " oh man she must be walking crooked today!"

Guy1 " you know it bro i absolutely destroyed that vagina"

Guy 2 " man there is nothing better then opening a destruction company"

Opening a destruction company by Joemizzle952 September 25, 2010

opening windows 

slank and much more entertaining way of saying "masterbating"

I like opening windows to let the breeze in. Some poeple have trouble opening windows because they are rusty. Opening windows in school isn't always appropriate. After I finish opening windows, all I see is sunlight.

opening windows by thelunchtable June 10, 2011