Wooden onesie

“You fucked my sister?! I’ll put you in a god damn Wooden onesie you foreskin chomping thundercunt!!”

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Whipping out a onesie

The act of whipping it out, and cumming in one stroke.

Craig: "Dude WTF are you doing?"
Anthony: "GET OUT OF HERE! I'M WHIPPING OUT A ONESIE!"
Craig: *Walks away*

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Warm terry-cloth awesomeness shaped like different characters.

"If your onesie doesnt have a butt flap, you're gonna have a two-sie"

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The act of someone in the military taking a piss. In the Military they tend to add the word combat in front of everything.

Man, I just had three sodas. Now I really have to take a combat onesie

Combat Onesie by RoyVA6 January 30, 2009

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Summers over but its time to get comfy for onesie season.

Onesie season; leaves are falling, birds are fleing, temperature is droping, people are getting there onesies on to get comfy

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Uhh so done with summer thank god its onesie season

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A demonic object only worn by the most retarded

"Take off the Creeper Onesie?? I don't think thats an option mother"

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